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Today at school..

  • Walks into homeroom and some bitches are watching a video on youtube

  • Me:

    What are you watching?

  • Bitch 1:

    Lewis Tomlinson funniest moment. He's from One Direction. You wouldn't know about them..

  • Me:

    Oh really? *laughs*

  • Bitch 2:

    Okay then. What's the blonde ones name?

  • Me:

    Niall James Horan

  • Bitch 2:

    NO. Neil.

  • Bitch 3:

    He's mine by the way.

  • Bitch 2:

    Um no he isn't! You can have the other one!

  • Bitch 3:

    The one nobody likes? That Liam guy? Ew.

  • Me:

    You guys...

  • Bitch 1:

    See. You don't even like them. Look at my binder!

  • *shows me binder. says Neil, Zain, Lewis, Harry and Li-.*

  • Me:

    Oh wow. You are such a big fan.

  • Bitch 2:

    Yeah. We are total Directionators.

  • Me:

    You sure are... Speaking of "R", how many are there?

  • Bitch 3:

    What?

  • Me:

    Horan the World? How many bananas for a pound? Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad?

  • Bitch 2:

    What the fuck?

  • Me:

    What's your favorite song off the album?

  • Bitch 1, 2 AND 3:

    MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL.

  • Me:

    ... How do you feel about Moments and Taken? What about Everything About You? Another World?

  • Bitch 1,2 and 3:

    ....

  • Me:

    My point proven. Keep the change, you filthy animal. Oh and just so you know, I'm Paulways watching... *walks away*

  • THIS IS LEGIT. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

  • YOU ARE MY IDOL

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Zayn, Danny & Ant: ‘Asian Persuasion’ [uploaded by Danny Riach to his Facebook]

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