‘Moments’ with Rain…
Today at school..
Walks into homeroom and some bitches are watching a video on youtube
Me: What are you watching?
Bitch 1: Lewis Tomlinson funniest moment. He's from One Direction. You wouldn't know about them..
Me: Oh really? *laughs*
Bitch 2: Okay then. What's the blonde ones name?
Me: Niall James Horan
Bitch 2: NO. Neil.
Bitch 3: He's mine by the way.
Bitch 2: Um no he isn't! You can have the other one!
Bitch 3: The one nobody likes? That Liam guy? Ew.
Me: You guys...
Bitch 1: See. You don't even like them. Look at my binder!
*shows me binder. says Neil, Zain, Lewis, Harry and Li-.*
Me: Oh wow. You are such a big fan.
Bitch 2: Yeah. We are total Directionators.
Me: You sure are... Speaking of "R", how many are there?
Bitch 3: What?
Me: Horan the World? How many bananas for a pound? Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad?
Bitch 2: What the fuck?
Me: What's your favorite song off the album?
Bitch 1, 2 AND 3: MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL.
Me: ... How do you feel about Moments and Taken? What about Everything About You? Another World?
Bitch 1,2 and 3: ....
Me: My point proven. Keep the change, you filthy animal. Oh and just so you know, I'm Paulways watching... *walks away*
THIS IS LEGIT. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
YOU ARE MY IDOL
tomlinsonsnation: Zayn, Danny & Ant: ‘Asian Persuasion’ [uploaded by Danny Riach to his Facebook]
horanyforonedirection: tomlinsonpanties: ...